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Post by GoneFishing on Aug 3, 2013 18:26:55 GMT -5
Sorry if anyone is offended, but this gave me a good laugh. Perhaps I should have posted to/linked to the sex board. I was laughing hysterically at a few of these numbers... Edit: Link Fail. Take two.  That's hilarious! |
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Post by FTL on Aug 3, 2013 18:51:20 GMT -5
lmfao the putting on a condom without an erection.. that's some serious calorie burning right there! hahahaha
This is amazing
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Post by kwith on Aug 4, 2013 9:17:01 GMT -5
This definitely made me laugh. Also, fyi, I googled "Italian Chandelier" because I had no idea, and the first site google provided was called Christian Nymphos and had the tagline "Married sex: spicy, the way God intended it to be". It made me laugh, but was also seemed very informative, in case you ever need sex position advice.
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Post by Giaspo on Aug 4, 2013 9:27:38 GMT -5
kwith I was just about to google that too, especially being Italian. Urban Dictionary says it burns a lot of calories. Also, I'm liking your shortened profile name. Easier to type! I was intrigued by the upside down 69. FTL here's where all those handstands in your yoga classes may come in handy!
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Post by GoneFishing on Aug 4, 2013 10:22:30 GMT -5
If you really want a laugh, google Christian Sex Toys sometime. There's a site out there that sells all the popular sex toys, but repackaged and under different names. The descriptions are also quite amusing to me, since it's all so sanitized.
You have to sign a pledge that you are married and will only use your purchases during sex with your husband.
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Post by liatris2010 on Aug 4, 2013 11:20:19 GMT -5
This definitely made me laugh. Also, fyi, I googled "Italian Chandelier" because I had no idea, and the first site google provided was called Christian Nymphos and had the tagline "Married sex: spicy, the way God intended it to be". It made me laugh, but was also seemed very informative, in case you ever need sex position advice. I just found my way to the same site. I have to say, looks awkward, at least the wooden figurines do when they are humping. |
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Post by nellgirl on Aug 4, 2013 11:28:37 GMT -5
Hah! That's awesome!
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Post by kwith on Aug 5, 2013 8:49:08 GMT -5
entropicbeauty - you can read all about it (and check out scary wood figure visuals) at the Christian Nymphos site that Liatris and I both landed on. Basically it's like reverse cowgirl but the woman leans back on the man's torso. I honestly can't quite figure out how the mechanics would work, but just getting in to the position seems like it would burn a lot of calories.
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